The other day Jas said, "guess who Kate just called you..." I was thinking something like "Nana" or maybe someone from church.
Yeah, I wish.
"She said you look like Santa Claus."
Then I asked her WHY she thinks I look like Santa Claus.
She said, "Because of your red shirt."
Oh. Of course! My red shirt! NOT my insanely massive belly!
And so she was forgiven and my heart was saved from a very near break!